WITTY QUESTION ANSWERS.
Q: What Did Newton's cock Say To Newton?
A: Fuck Your Law Of Gravity, I Am Going Up.
Q: What Did The Egyptian Boy Say To The Egyptian Girl?
A: Come Behind The Pyramid And I Will Make You a Mummy.
Q: What Is Similarity Between an Audio Cassette And A Girl?
A: You Can Use Them On Either Side.
Q: What Is The Difference Between Men's Cricket and Women's Cricket?
A: In Men's Cricket There Is A Short Leg Between TwoLong Legs While In Women's Cricket
Q: What Did Newton's cock Say To Newton?
A: Fuck Your Law Of Gravity, I Am Going Up.
Q: What Did The Egyptian Boy Say To The Egyptian Girl?
A: Come Behind The Pyramid And I Will Make You a Mummy.
Q: What Is Similarity Between an Audio Cassette And A Girl?
A: You Can Use Them On Either Side.
Q: What Is The Difference Between Men's Cricket and Women's Cricket?
A: In Men's Cricket There Is A Short Leg Between TwoLong Legs While In Women's Cricket
There Is Deep Gully Between Two Fine Legs.
Q: What Is The Difference Between Sky And A Skirt?
A: The Sky Covers the Whole Universe And A Skirt Covers the Universal Hole.
Q: What Is The Similarity Between Girl And Tea?
A: Both Are Hot, Have Milk And Are Needed While Rising.
Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.
Q: What did Stayfree tell to condom?
A: Boss if you fail, both of us will be out of business for next 9months.
Q: What is difference between Girl in Church and Girl in Bathroom?
A: Girl in Church has soul full of hope and Girl in Bathroom has hole full of soap.
Q: Who is a gynaecolgist ?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who
looks for problems in a place, where most people find
Q: What Is The Difference Between Sky And A Skirt?
A: The Sky Covers the Whole Universe And A Skirt Covers the Universal Hole.
Q: What Is The Similarity Between Girl And Tea?
A: Both Are Hot, Have Milk And Are Needed While Rising.
Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.
Q: What did Stayfree tell to condom?
A: Boss if you fail, both of us will be out of business for next 9months.
Q: What is difference between Girl in Church and Girl in Bathroom?
A: Girl in Church has soul full of hope and Girl in Bathroom has hole full of soap.
Q: Who is a gynaecolgist ?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who
looks for problems in a place, where most people find
pleasure.
Q: What do a blonde and a good beer have in common?
A: They both go down easy.
Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win.
Q: What do a blonde and presdient gorbachev have in common?
A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday.
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
A: Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter.
(A2): You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter and they'll
Q: What do a blonde and a good beer have in common?
A: They both go down easy.
Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win.
Q: What do a blonde and presdient gorbachev have in common?
A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday.
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
A: Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter.
(A2): You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter and they'll
always come back.
Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.
Q: What do blonde virgins eat?
A: Baby food.
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants.
Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?
A: Remove their underwear.
Q: What do blondes do with their assholes in the morning?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.
Q: What do blondes say after sex?
A: Thanks guys.
(A2): Are you boys all in the same band?
(A3):
Do you guys all play for the same team
(A4): That'll be $5.
Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.
Q: What do blonde virgins eat?
A: Baby food.
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants.
Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?
A: Remove their underwear.
Q: What do blondes do with their assholes in the morning?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.
Q: What do blondes say after sex?
A: Thanks guys.
(A2): Are you boys all in the same band?
(A3):
Do you guys all play for the same team
(A4): That'll be $5.
