YO MAMA * Yo mama's so big her belly button's got an echo. * Yo mama's so big she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back. * Yo mama's so big she rollerskates on busses. * Yo mama's so big she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing
designers. * Yo mama's so big she uses a jungle gym for a walker. * Yo mama's so big she uses bowling balls for earrings. * Yo mama's so big she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide. * Yo mama's so big she whistles bass. * Yo mama's so big that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step. * Yo mama's so big that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most" * Yo mama's so big they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling. * Yo mama's so big when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings! * Yo mama's so big when she bent down to tie her shoes; her face got burnt from re-entry. * Yo mama's so big when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide. * Yo mama's so big when she stands up the sun goes out.
