You Know You Are A True Pennsylvanian When..

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE PENNSYLVANIAN WHEN..

1. "Vacation" means going up north past I-80 for the weekend.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.
5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave all the doors unlocked.
8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11. You know all 4 seasons: almost fall, winter, still winter and road construction.
12. You can discriminate between a "Lancaster" or an "Allentown" accent.
13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a concrete statue of a deer next to your blue spruce. It's shot up several times each hunt'n season...
14. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
15. Down South to you means West Virginia.
16. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his NEW FORD F150.
18. You go out to the big Howard Johnsons fish fry every Friday and bingo at the Catholic Church every
Wednesday.
19. Your 4TH of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
20. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
21. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Pennsylvania friends! (Hee, hee!)