25TH ANNIVERSARY
On their way home after celebrating their 25th anniversary, she thanks him for a wonderful evening.
"Oh. it's not over yet", he says.
Once in the house, he gives her a little black velvet box.
She opens it in anticipation, "But what are these two little pills?"
"Aspirin", he says.
"But I don't have a headache," she says.
He says, "There you are, I told you the evening wasn't over yet,"
