80 YEAR OLD WOMAN
An eighty year old woman goes to the doctor for a check up. She was told to bring with her all of the medicine she had at home. As the doctor was looking through these, he came across Birth Control pills.
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize that these are Birth Control pills?" he asked.
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"But, Mrs. Smith, there is nothing in them that would help you sleep!"
"I know that, but when I grind one up each morning and put it in the glass of orange juice that my 17 year old granddaughter drinks, believe me, it helps me sleep at night!"
