ANNIVERSARY GIFTS
A lawyer, and dentist and a Harley man were sitting in the waiting room of a doctor's office.
The lawyer finally broke the silence and said: "Me and the wife just had an anniversary. I bought her a diamond necklace and a Jaguar. If she doesn't like the necklace, at least she can drive around in the car."
"Hmm," said the dentist, "my wife and I had our anniversary last month, and I got her a mink coat and a yacht. If she doesn't like the coat, at least she can have parties on the yacht."
"Yup," says the Biker, "we have our anniversary coming up next month, and I'll be getting her a T-shirt and a dildo. If she doesn't like the shirt, she can go fuck herself."
