ANT EATER
An anteater walks into a bar and says that he'd like a drink.
"Okay," says the bartender. "How about a beer?"
"No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o," relies the anteater.
"Then how about a gin and tonic?"
"No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o."
"A martini?"
"No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o."
Finally, the bartender gets fed up and says, "Hey, listen buddy, if you don't mind me asking - why the long no's?"
