ARAB SHEIKH
An Arab Sheikh confides to his old friend: I'm so tired of women, they're all such whores, I would so much delight in fucking a virgin.
The next day his friend lines up his whole harem to find one to please his old pal. Having forgotten their names much less their ages he orders in a loud voice: -- All right ladies, women-one step forward, virgins-stay where you are.
All but one make one step.
He takes the one and brings her to his buddy as a gift. He gratefully takes her and retires to the bedroom.
The next day they meet, and the first one asks how his girl was in bed.
The sheikh answers: THE SAME AS ALL THE OTHERS AND DEAF IN ADDITION!
