BASTARD
A girl went to a psychiatrist
GIRL : I have sinned a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL : Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this? (Psychiatrist kisses the girl)
GIRL : Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST : Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL : But, he put his hand in my bra.
PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he took my cloths off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: The BASTARD
GIRL : I have sinned a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL : Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this? (Psychiatrist kisses the girl)
GIRL : Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST : Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL : But, he put his hand in my bra.
PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he took my cloths off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: The BASTARD
