BIG MISTAKE
Bill is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Mike walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts he asks Bill what the problem is.
"Well," said Bill, "I ran afoul of one of those womens questions my wife women ask. Now Im in deep shit at home."
"What kind of question?, asked Mike.
"My wife asked me if I would still love her if when she was old, fat and ugly."
"Thats easy," said Mike. "You just say 'Of course I will'".
"Yeah", said Bill, "Thats what I did, except I said 'Of course I DO.'"
