BOWEL MOVEMENT
A farmer, concerned that his horse had not had experienced a bowel movement for three days, consulted the veterinarian who gave him a very large suppository.
The vet instructed the farmer to insert the suppository into the animal's rectum. The farmer returned home, went to the barn and systematically walked around the horse several times looking for the designated port of entry.
Finally, unable to locate its' rectum, the farmer exclaimed: "Listen horse, if I don't find your rectum pretty soon, I am going to stick this thing up your ass!"
