BRIDAL
An Amish couple had just been married and went to a hotel for their wedding night.
The man went to the front desk and asked for a room.
He told the clerk that it was their honeymoon, and that they wanted a very nice room.
The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the Bridal?"
The Amish fellow thought about it a minute, and then replied, "No, I guess not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."
