CANADA DRY
My friend was in Canada last year and celebrated the 4th of July by getting stone drunk. He became obnoxious and disorderly, was wetting his pants, and was hauled into court for disturbing the peace.
"How do you plead?" the Judge asked.
"Not guilty!" replied the accused.
"How can you plead 'not guilty. You're drunker than a skunk." the judge said.
"Well, you see, it's like this , your honor. I was only following orders. When I got into town, there was this big sign that said, DRINK CANADA DRY. And that's what I tried to do."
