CLEARLY DEFINED WORDS
* A KISS - Upper persuasion for lower invasion; upstairs shopping for downstairs merchandise.
* MASTURBATION - A solo played on a private organ.
* METALLURGIST - A man who can look at a platinum blonde and tell whether she is virgin metal or a common ore.
* MINUTE MAN - One who double parks while he visits a sporting house.
* MORNING - The time of day when the rising generation retires, and the retiring generation arises.
* MOTHER'S DAY - Nine months after fathers day.
* NUN - A woman who ain't never had none, don't want none, and ain't going to get none.
