DEMAND FOR SANTA
A 10 year old lad climbs onto Santa's lap at a department store.
With his finger, Santa taps the lad's nose and says, "I'll bet you want me to bring you a bike for Christmas".
"No", says the lad.
Tapping the lad's nose again Santa says, "Well, how about a GI Joe"?
Again the answer is, "No".
"Will then", says Santa, "What do you want"?
"Pussy and don't tell me you don't have any, cause I can smell it on your finger"!
"No", says the lad.
Tapping the lad's nose again Santa says, "Well, how about a GI Joe"?
Again the answer is, "No".
"Will then", says Santa, "What do you want"?
"Pussy and don't tell me you don't have any, cause I can smell it on your finger"!