Desi Maal

DESI MAAL

* Sindhi lawyer: Case-wani
Sindhi lawyer after a case: Purse-wani
The blue-skier sindhi: Akash-wani
Supplied in south indian hospitals: Nursing gum
Desi who falls at people's feet: Charan Singh
Desi who falls at peopls' feet and stays there: Gir charan Singh

* What is a smart Malayalee called?
Debo-nair.

* What is a dynamic malayalee called ?
Pheno-Menon.

* Why did the malayalee crossed the road ?
Simbly.

* What did one Bengali voyeur ask another?
Keyhollo.

* How was wire invented?
Two marwaris spotted the same coin.

* Why did the Gujju think the film Gandhi was about a woman?
Because Be(h)n Kingsley was in it.

* What is a communist Sindhi called?
Lalwani.

* What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called?
Thadani.

* What is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called?
Kriplani.

* What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor called?
Marjani.

* What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
I, Iyer, Iyengar.

* What is a jiving Sardar called?
Breakdan Singh.

* What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer ?
Just-beer Singh.

* What do you call a sardar who has only one drink ?
Just-one Singh.

* a sikh scuba diver .. JULL-UNDER SINGH
a better adapted sikh diver .. JULLUNDER SINGH GILL

a bald sardarjee .. BAL-WANT SINGH

* What does a sardarjee say to a whore ?
.. WHORE JEE, KI HAL HAI ?

* Why do you say (Bhagwan Shri) Rajneesh detests city life ?
'cos, from Koregaon he went to Oreg(a)on.

* Why is A.P the land of underwears ?
'cos there they keep saying - yemUNDEE, chappUNDEE, koorchUNDDEE etc.

* What is the (State) Anthem of A.P ?
telan-gana-mana ...

* What is the most famous jingle in A.P ?
A.P days are here again ...

* What do you call a bong who talks a lot, sometimes without making sense?
Mr. Chatter Jee.

* Who is that guy visiting the Golden Temple everyday?
Har Mandir Singh.

* What do you call a very rich Malayalee?
Million Iyer

* Who is he who has many publications to his credit?
Journal Singh

* What do you call a bong who takes bribe?
Mr. Goosh

* Who is he who visited the Russia-China border?
Long Wall Singh

* Who is that guy who enlightens others?
Lanthanwalla

* What do you call a sikh female's boyfriend?
Her Pal Singh

* What do you call a sikh guy running towards the enemy camp with a white flag in his hand?
Surrender Singh

* How does a malayalee spell the word 'MOON' ?
M - O yet another O N.