DRINKING
After a night out, a man and his date were out driving along in his car. They were passed by a police car, which then slowed beside them, moved in behind them and pulled them over.
The policeman walked up to the car and asked, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why, to be honest, yes. But I know that I was driving carefully. How did you know?"
"You're driving was fine," said the policeman. "It was the ugly chick in the passenger seat that gave you away."
