DRIVING LICENSE CLERK
After issuing driver's licenses for 20 years, a clerk was transferred to the Marriage License Bureau.
Almost at once, he was in trouble. Young couples were leaving his window red-faced and angry.
His supervisor asked what was wrong.
His supervisor asked what was wrong.
"I can't seem to help it," muttered the dismayed clerk. "I just can't get out of the habit of asking whether they want the license for business or pleasure."
