DROWNING THE PUPPIES
One day there was a big lady swimming in the ocean by the beach. Suddenly, she noticed that she had lost her top. She thought that no one would notice if she covered herself with her arms and walked over to her towel.
So she went, and nobody seemed to notice her as she approached her towel. Then a little girl came running up to her and said, "Hey, lady!"
"What?" asked the startled lady.
"If you're going to drown those puppies, at least let me have the one with the cute little brown nose."
