DUMB ALABAMA LAWS
* It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
* Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
* You may not drive barefooted.
* It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
* It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
* Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
* Masks may not be worn in public.
* Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.
* Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
* Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
* It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
* Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
* Incestous marriages are legal.
* It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
* You must have windshield wipers on your car.
* You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
* You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
* It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
* It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
* It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels.
* It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits.
* It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of it spooking horses. (Repealed)
