FEMALE ORGASMS
Guys, Tell this to your buddy and let's say his name is "Mike".
There are 4 kinds of female orgasms:
1. The positive orgasm. The female resounds, "oh yes, oh yeah baby", etc.
2. The negative orgasm. She bleats, "oh no, oooh no honey".
3. The religious orgasm. She cries, "oh God, oh my God".
4. The fake orgasm. She shouts, "oh Mike, oh Mike".