FISHING
At a family reunion in the southren states two cousins who had'nt seen each other in about 15 years decided to go fishing and catch up on their lives.
That weekend they took Jim-Bob's new fishing boat and headed for the local lake. After they had launched the boat and headed down the lake Jim-Bob's cousin Cleatus asked if the fishing was any good in that lake, and Jim-Bob said he never had any problem getting his limit.
With that Jim-Bob lit a stick of dynamite from his stogie and pitched it in the lake.
After the resulting boom there were fish floating all over the top of the lake, looking around Cleatus says that he had become a game warden and he did'nt think that was a very legal way to catch fish.
Then Jim-Bob lights another stick and hands it to Cleatus saying are you gonna fish or are you gonna talk.