FRIDGE
There’s a prison in England well known for its disruptive and riotous inmates and consequent low staff morale. In fact, most of the guards are on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
One day, a prisoner known as Mad Jack for his unpredictable behaviour is called in front of the Governor who says to him “As you know, two of my men were hurt last night when they were hit by a refrigerator someone lobbed out of a cell window onto them. CCTV reveals it came flying out of your room. What have you got to say?”
“Well, Guv, I can’t deny it was me,” says Mad Jack, “But it was Paul Simon told me to do it.“
“Paul Simon?” says the boss, “what the fuck’s he got to do with it?”
“I was listening to his Greatest Hits album in my room, and I heard him say ‘Hike a fridge over troubled warders…’”
