FUKHAUER
A new teacher is having her students stand up and tell her their name so she can get to know them.
"My name is Johnny Fukhauer," says one boy after standing up.
"I won't tolerate such language in my class!" Miss Torch fumes. "Tell me your real name."
"That is my real name," Johnny insists. "You can ask my brother over in the fourth grade classroom."
The determined teacher marches across the hall and asks: "Do you have a Fukhauer in here?"
"Hell no!" a bold lad retorted. "We don't even get a cookie break!"
