FUN THINGS TO DO IN THE POOL
* Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met.
* Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, ''Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....''
* Insist that you saw a monster at the bottom of the pool.
* Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say ''HA-HA, fooled you!''
* Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
* Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed.
* Take a really long time when you are on top of the high dive and then act as though you were pushed off.
* Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say ''Wheee! I'm Batman!'' while running around.
* Snap strangers with your wet towel.
* Sing and dance on top of the diving board, then do a belly-flop as your grand-finale.
* Play Marco-Polo by yourself.
* Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately..
