FUN
Three guys – an African, an American and a Cuban- are hanging out and talking about how they have fun back at home.
The African says; “Well, when back in Africa I want to have fun, I call these three friends of mine and we all go to the hookers, and there's always one of us who gets AIDS”.
The American goes: “That's nuthin': when I am in the States and want to have real fun I call these three pals of mine, we load one gun and put it together with three unloaded guns, each one picks a gun at random and then we all shoot ourselves in the head, and there's always one of us who blows his brains off”.
The Cuban says: “That's nothing compared to how we do back in Cuba: when I want to have fun, I call these three friends of mine and we all put up this domino game, buy some liquor, get drunk and start criticizing the government and making dirty jokes about the communist party, and there are always three of us who wind up in jail that same night”.