GAY MAYOR
A few years ago a man who was openly gay was elected as Mayor.
After the election results were in, a hoard of reporters surrounded him and began asking him questions on how he won.
Bartender Vanessa walked up to him and said, "Mr. Mayor, I understand that you used a basic grass roots campaign to win, met lots of people, shook lots of hands, kissed lots of babies ...I even heard that you kissed a parakeet."
The Mayor replied, "That's right curly haired woman, I brought the campaign to the people, but I must correct you on one point, I did not kiss a parakeet...I kissed a Cock-or-two."
