GET AN ERECTION
Seventy-year-old Mr. Zafar went to see his doctor.
"Arif," he said, "I need something which will enable me to get an erection. What can you do?"
The doctor gave the man a shot of potency drug, but only charged him Rs 500.00 for the office visit.
A few days later, thrilled with the results, Mr. Zafar returned for a second injection. Only this time, before leaving, he gave the doctor a crisp Rs 100O bill.
"But the bill is only Rs 500.00."
"I know," he winked. "The other Rs 500.00 is from my wife."
