Good

The Lord of the manor returned from his grouse hunt quite a bit
earlier than expected. He entered the master bedroom to change,
and found her Ladyship making passionate love to Sir Archibald
Carpley.
The irate Lord stood stiffly and loudly berated his wife for her
infidelity. With thunder in his voice, he reminded her that he
had taken her from a miserable existence on a local run-down
farm, given her a fine home, provided her with servants,
expensive clothes and jewels, and almost anything she desired.
By this time the woman was crying inconsolably, his Lordship then
turned his wrath on his supposed friend:
"And as for you Reggie... you might at least stop while I'm
talking!"