GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE
A Baloch walks into a bar with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other.
He says to the bartender: "Me want beer!"
The bartender says: "Sure Sardar, coming right up."
He gets the Boaloch a tall draft beer and the Baloch drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket, throws the manure into the air and blasts it with the shotgun, then he walks out.
He gets the Boaloch a tall draft beer and the Baloch drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket, throws the manure into the air and blasts it with the shotgun, then he walks out.
Four days later the Baloch returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and another bucket of manure in the other. He walks up to the bar and says to the bartender: "Me want beer."
The bartender says: "Whoa, Sardar, we're still cleaning up from the last time you were in here. What was that all about, anyway?"
The Baloch says, "Me in training for job as government employee: drink beer, shoot the shit, disappear for a few days."
