GRANDPA'S WISDOM
---> Whether a man winds up with the nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
---> Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar
---> Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good.
---> When a man marries a woman, they become one but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
---> If a man has enough "horse sense" to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never be an old nag.
---> Judgin' from the specimens they pick for husbands, it's no wonder that brides often blush.
---> On anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the past...but never the present.
---> A foolish husband remarks to his wife: "Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin', and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work."
---> The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when the interest is kept up.
---> Many girls like to marry a military man--he can cook, sew, make beds, and is in good health... and he's already used to taking orders....
