GUY'S PROBLEM
A guy was stranded on a desert island with Heidi Klum. Initially, he played it cool, but eventually he asked if they could start a physical relationship. Much to his delight, Heidi was game.
After several months, he approached Heidi and said "I have a problem. It's kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you a favor. Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil?"
Heidi looked at him in confusion, but obliged.
The guy then asked, "Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a mustache on you?"
Heidi was growing worried, but again obliged.
Then he said, "Can you wear some of my clothes? I need for you to look more like a man."
Heidi was becoming disappointed at this point, but hesitantly put on his clothes.
He then asked her "Do you mind if I call you Phil?"
"No, I guess not" was her reply.
So, he grabbed her by the arms and shouted "Phil! You won't believe who I've been fucking!!!"
