HEADLINES
These are REAL Headlines with double meanings that have appeared in newspapers from around the world.
---> Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
---> Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
---> Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
---> Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
---> Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
---> Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
---> Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
---> Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
---> Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
---> Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
---> British Left Waffles on Faulkland Islands
---> Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
---> Eye Drops Off Shelf
---> Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
---> Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
---> Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe
---> Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
---> Miners Refuse
to Work after Death
---> Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
---> Stolen Painting Found by Tree
---> Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
---> Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Times in 10 Years
---> Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
---> War Dims Hope for Peace
---> If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
---> Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
---> Deer Kill 17,000
---> Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
---> Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
---> Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
---> Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
---> New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
---> Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
---> Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
---> Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed
Needy
---> Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire
---> Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
---> Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
---> New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
---> Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
---> March Planned For Next August
---> Blind Bishop Appointed To See
---> Lingerie Shipment Hijacked - Thief Gives Police The Slip
---> L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
---> Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through
---> Diaper Market Bottoms Out
---> Stadium Air Conditioning Fails - Fans Protest
---> Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
---> Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store
---> Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's Kin
---> Autos Killing 110 a Day - Let's Resolve to Do Better
---> Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in
Years
---> Flaming Toilet Seat Causes Evacuation at High School
---> Defendants Speech Ends in Long Sentence
---> Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan
---> Collegians are Turning to Vegetables
---> Quarter of a Million Chinese Live on Water
---> Farmer Bill Dies in House
---> Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
---> Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
---> Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
---> Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
---> Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
---> Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
---> Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
---> Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
---> Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
---> Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
---> Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
---> Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
---> Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
---> Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
---> British Left Waffles on Faulkland Islands
---> Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
---> Eye Drops Off Shelf
---> Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
---> Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
---> Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe
---> Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
---> Miners Refuse
to Work after Death
---> Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
---> Stolen Painting Found by Tree
---> Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
---> Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Times in 10 Years
---> Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
---> War Dims Hope for Peace
---> If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
---> Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
---> Deer Kill 17,000
---> Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
---> Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
---> Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
---> Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
---> New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
---> Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
---> Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
---> Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed
Needy
---> Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire
---> Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
---> Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
---> New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
---> Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
---> March Planned For Next August
---> Blind Bishop Appointed To See
---> Lingerie Shipment Hijacked - Thief Gives Police The Slip
---> L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
---> Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through
---> Diaper Market Bottoms Out
---> Stadium Air Conditioning Fails - Fans Protest
---> Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
---> Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store
---> Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's Kin
---> Autos Killing 110 a Day - Let's Resolve to Do Better
---> Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in
Years
---> Flaming Toilet Seat Causes Evacuation at High School
---> Defendants Speech Ends in Long Sentence
---> Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan
---> Collegians are Turning to Vegetables
---> Quarter of a Million Chinese Live on Water
---> Farmer Bill Dies in House
---> Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
---> Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
---> Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
---> Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
---> Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
