HISTORIC GARB
The company I work for offers tours through the historic district of Anapolis, MD, led by guides dressed in Colonial clothing.
While leading a group, one of our guides, Dave, tripped and fell, breaking his wrist.
He went to the hospital, and as he sat in the emergency room, a policeman walked by.
Doing a double-take at Dave in his 18th-century garb, he asked, "Just how long have you been waiting?"
