HOLY WATER
A blind man, deaf man and a lame man went on a pilgrimage to a healing spring.
The blind man washed his eyes with water from the spring and exclaimed "I can see! I can see!"
The deaf man washed his ears with the spring water and exclaimed "I can hear! I can hear!'
The lame man drove his wheelchair into the water and out the other side yelling "I got new tires!".
