HOME FROM DATE
Sally arrived home from her date on a cloud. She tossed her coat over a chair, her purse over the banister; she threw the rest of her clothing around her bedroom with abandon.
The next morning at breakfast, her mother asked if she had had a good time.
"Oh," she sighed, "I had a wonderful time!"
"I should guess so," her mother remarked. "Your panties are still stuck to the ceiling."
