HOOKER
Wife: There's a nice-looking lady at the window table.
Husband: She's a hooker.
Wife: How can you be so sure?
Husband: C'mon! Look at her hair, all that make-up, that short skirt, the plunging neckline, and those high heels.
Wife: But you like it when I dress like that. Do you think I look like a hooker?
Husband: There's no way I can get out of this conversation alive, is there?
