INAPPROPRIATE CHRISTMAS GIFTS
* Li'l Naturalist Hornet Farm.
* The Duncan Yo -- Goes down, never comes back. Teaches children about warranties.
* 5,200 Pick Up -- a jumbo deck of cards that lets kids play a larger version of their favorite game.
* The "Learn About Puberty Chia Pet".
* Supersoaker 9000: For use on those hard to reach targets; NFL referees, low flying planes, and many more.At close range it can strip paint, clean rusty grills, and dig utility trenches.
* The Laff-O-Minit Spellin' Tootor.
* Doggie Dentist -- Kids learn about dentistry on the family pooch.
* Cuisin-Art -- Turns mommy's food processor into a spinning paint tool.
* Water Retention Wanda -- Teaches kids the principles of the calendar.
* Chocolate Covered Lead Soldiers.
* Islamic Strip Poker -- lose a hand, lose a hand.
