INSPECTORS
A trucker was headed through Amritsar with a load of bowling balls when he saw two men pushing a bicycle with a flat tire. Being kind-hearted he stopped and offered them a ride.
They gladly accepted. He told the two he wasn't allowed passengers but they could ride with the load. They accepted.
Shortly after resuming his journey, the trucker was pulled over by two inspectors. They approached the cab and the first inspector said "I want to see your paperwork, my partner will inspect your load."
The trucker agreed. Immediately upon examining the load the second inspector slammed the door shut, walked back to his partner, snatched the paperwork, threw it at the trucker and said "Get this truck out of Amritsar and don't ever come back."
The trucker left as fast as possible.
The first inspector looked at his partner and said "What got you so upset?"
The second inspector replied "The son of a bitch had a truckload of eggs. But the worst part was that two of them had hatched, and they'd already stolen a bicycle!"
