INSTANT FACE LIFT
An elderly couple go camping for the first time in a good long while.
There they are, sitting by the cracking fire, and the woman says to her husband, "I think I'll go take off my bra since no one is around."
The husband says, "Sure honey, go right ahead."
So the old woman disappears into the tent, returning a few moments later she poses in front of the fire. "How do I look?"
"Wonderful!" says he. "Took all the wrinkles out of your face.".
