INSURANCE COMPANIES
Four insurance companies were in a competition.
The first one comes up with the slogan, "Coverage from the cradle to the grave."
The second one tries to improve on that with, "Coverage from the womb to the tomb."
Not to be outdone, the third one comes up with, "Coverage from the sperm to the worm."
The fourth insurance company really thought hard and came up with, "Coverage from the erection to the resurrection."
