INTELLECTUAL BATHROOM GRAFFITI
* Cindy Lou Edleman Performs Quality Sexual Favors
* Your Mother and Father Are of the Same Genetic Background
* Mexicans Smell Vaguely of Jalapenos
* Last Night You Enjoyed Carnal Pleasures With Your Sister
* Your Intelligence Quota is Dubious at Best
* For a Moderate Fee I Believe Your Mother Would Fellate Me
* You Have Had Intimate Relations With a Person of African Descent and You Shall Never Know the Love of a Caucasian Again.
* You Look Upon Your Dog With Lust
* Methinks You Have the Odor of Fecal Matter Upon You
* I Partook in Intercourse with Your Sister’s Derriere
* The Acne on Your Face Spreads Throughout Your Nether Regions
* The People of France Know Not the Joys of Deodorant
* A Hamster is Superior in Intelligence to Your Mother
* For An Evening of Sordid Delights Involving Both Sadism and Masochism, Please Ring Mary at 212.555.5555
* Ryan Beaugarde is Inadequate in the Ways of Oral Enjoyment
* The Heavy Metal Rock Band Entitled Motley Crue is Quite First-Rate
* Your Sexually Promiscuous Mother Can Be Found in the Phone Book Under "Whore"
* Homosexuals Are Men Who Have Intercourse With Other Men. If You Participate in Such Activities You Are A Homosexual
* Your Father’s Proclivities Lead Him to Engage in Relations with Livestock
* President Bush is Missing a Chromosome
* The Toilet Upon Which You Currently Sit is Sprayed with a Mixture of Vomit, Feces and Urine.
