INTELLIGENT BATHROOM GRAFITTI
o--o--> Your Mother and Father Are of the Same Genetic Background
o--o--> Last Night You Enjoyed Carnal Pleasures With Your Sister
o--o--> Your Intelligence Quota is Dubious at Best
o--o--> For a Moderate Fee I Believe Your Mother Would Fellate Me
o--o--> I Partook in Intercourse with Your Sister's Derriere
o--o--> A Hamster is Superior in Intelligence to Your Mother
o--o--> For An Evening of Sordid Delights Involving Both Sadism and Masochism, Please Ring Mary at 212.555.5555
o--o--> Ryan Beaugarde is Inadequate in the Ways of Oral Enjoyment
o--o--> The Heavy Metal Rock Band Entitled Motley Crue is Quite First-Rate
o--o--> Your Sexually Promiscuous Mother Can Be Found in the Phone Book Under "Whore"
o--o--> Homosexuals Are Men Who Have Intercourse With Other Men. If You Participate in Such Activities You Are A Homosexual
o--o--> Your Father's Proclivities Lead Him to Engage in Relations with Livestock
