IRATE SARDAR
A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery.
He goes to New York to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
The Sardar says, ''I want my $20 million.''
The man replied, ''No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.''
The Sardar said, ''Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.''
Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
The Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, ''Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!''
