JACKO Q & A
Q: How do you know Michael Jackson is having a party?
A: There are a bunch of tricycles in front of his house.
A: There are a bunch of tricycles in front of his house.
Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard some boys' pants were half-off!
A: He heard some boys' pants were half-off!
Q: When is it bed time at Michael Jackson's house?
A: When the big hand is on the little hand!
A: When the big hand is on the little hand!
Q: What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: I believe you're in my son.
A: I believe you're in my son.
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.
A: One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson decide to have a boy of his own?
A: Because it's too expensive to rent them at $2 million a pop!
A: Because it's too expensive to rent them at $2 million a pop!
Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy!
A: Throw him a buoy!
Q: How do you neuter Michael Jackson?
A: Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing a song!
A: Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing a song!
Q: What does Michael Jackson reminisce about?
A: Blowing his first nose.
A: Blowing his first nose.
Q: Who is the greatest person ever?
A: Michael Jackson - he was born a poor black boy in Gary, Indiana and grew up to become a rich white woman in Europe.
A: Michael Jackson - he was born a poor black boy in Gary, Indiana and grew up to become a rich white woman in Europe.
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley?
A: About two dress sizes.
A: About two dress sizes.
Q: What were Lisa-Marie's newlywed complaints about Michael Jackson?
A1: He leaves the lid off the mascara, causing it to dry out.
A2: That battleaxe Liz Taylor never calls before she comes over.
A1: He leaves the lid off the mascara, causing it to dry out.
A2: That battleaxe Liz Taylor never calls before she comes over.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: How did Michael Jackson get in trouble?
A: He was feeling a little Randy.
A: He was feeling a little Randy.
