KAF LEAGUERS
A busload of Mushraff's Kaf Leaguers were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn.
The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the Kaf Leaguers. A few days later, the local Nazim came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.
The old farmer told him he had buried them.
"Allah o Akbar, were they ALL dead?" asked the nazim.
The old farmer said, "Well, some of them said they weren't. But you know how them Kaf Leaguers lie."
