LESSONS FOR WOMEN
* If you want a nice man, go for a bald one ... they try harder.
* Go for younger men. You might as well ... they never mature
* A woman's work that is never done, is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
* Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men ... a woman.
* There are a lot of words you can use to describe men ... strong, caring, loving ... they'd be wrong but you could still use them!
* Men's brains are like the prison system ... not enough cells per man.
* Men are like animals ... messy, insensitive and potentially violent but they make great pets!
* Husbands are like children ... they're fine if they're someone else's.
* The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you've gotten sick of him.
* There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men. don't and "stop" (but not used together).
* Men are all the same. they just have different faces so you can tell them apart. .
