MANS ERRORS AND LENGTH OF TIME UNTIL YOU CAN EXPECT TO GET ANY
* Giggling at her for getting misty at the end of a chick flick.
-4 days
-4 days
* Using any expression other than making love to refer to sex.
-4 days
-4 days
* Tone of voice that she doesn't like while talking about her mother
-5 days
-5 days
* Actually saying no you don't want to go when she says.."It's okay if you don't want to go".
-6days
-6days
* Shushing her during ESPN SportsCenter.
-8 days.
-8 days.
* Not allowing her to watch Judging Amy because there's a Three Stooges marathon on AMC.
-3 days
-3 days
* Bringing up the possibility of a threesome...
With her friend ...2days
With her sister ...19 days
With her mom ...6 months
With her friend ...2days
With her sister ...19 days
With her mom ...6 months
* Shrugging your shoulders and grunting when she asks how the makeup she just spent 11/2 hours
putting on looks.
-2 days
putting on looks.
-2 days
* Showing up 1/2 hour late because there was a really cool police chase on TV.
-3 days
-3 days
* Not answering quickly or vehmently enough when she asks you if you would ever cheat on you.
-12 days
-12 days
* Accusing her of having PMS
when she doesn't -8 days
when she does -12 days
when she doesn't -8 days
when she does -12 days
* Failing to be serious about a relationship quizz in Cosmopolitan.
-4 days
-4 days
* Casually remarking that if she decided she wanted a boob job you'd be willing to pay for it.
-6 days
-6 days
