MEDICINAL WEED
Marijuana has been proven to have a multitude of medicinal uses. And it's not just bunch of potheads wanting to smoke pot either! 2% of them would reap actual medical benefits!!!
Here's Cannabis Canada's recommended dosages:
Sympton/Illness - Treatment
* Glaucoma - 1/4 ounce per week, use as needed
* Asthma - two large bong hits per attack
* Minor burns - 1 joint every 4-6 hours
* Insomnia - bowl at bedtime and as soon as you wake up
* Depression - three large bong hits, 5-8 times per day
* Hangnail - 1/2 ounce per week as long as symptoms persist
* Feel kinda funny - pot brownies after each meal
* My balls itch - antifungal cream applied to balls, and 2 - 3 joints per day
* Jonesin' for some pot - 1 full ounce every 4 days, refill as needed
* Waay tooo stoned man - Smoke as much as needed until you feel 'normal' again
* Can't cope with shit -Stay in bed and smoke plenty of pot until better
* Getting bored with Quake - One large bong hit everytime you save game.
* Paranoia - Smoke as much pot as humanly possible (while you still can).
