MEN ARE LIKE
You all already knew all this but in case you forgot...
----> Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.
----> Men are like ....... Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
----> Men are like ........ Vacations . They never seem to be long enough.
----> Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.
----> Men are like ........ Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
----> Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
----> Men are like ........ Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
----> Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
----> Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.
----> Men are like ........ Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
----> Men are like ........ Popcorn ........ They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
----> Men are like ........ Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
----> Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
----> Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
